Dear Mat John,
I was away on vacation with family
Nothing much in the news lately
Same old same old story
Anyway rumors have been circulating intensely
That election will either be in March or late February
Banners, flags, buntings are all available already
They ordered from a sleepy town in Pattani
It is cheaper than Malaysian company
And you also can see the aspiring YBs
Portraying themselves as capable MPs
Attendance in parliament improved significantly
Same goes to Dewan Undangan Negeri
Some will intensify visits to their constituency
Fulfilling all the promises and janji-janji
Aspirants will also involve themselves in charity
Presenting mock check to the needy
Or distributing foods to floods’ evacuees
All rustle up for good publicity
For this upcoming Hari Raya Haji
You will see those sacrificing cows and biri-biri
Some will even bring unta from Saudi
Eat together with kampong folks in the kenduri
Garnering support to ensure victory
In return those folks will get kain pelikat and some money
Enough to buy a packet of rice and some sundry
YB will also love to pay visit to family of orang mati
To show his grief and sympathy
From now on songkok will be in the car permanently
In bigger towns they will throw a party
Bring some dangdut artist to sing and menari
To entertain some supporters and pekerja parti
Menyanyi menari sampai ke pagi
YB will announce the incentive to Wanita and Puteri
A paid trip to Cameron Highlands and Bukit Tinggi
While Ketua Bahagian will be happy for a golf trip to Krabi
Ka Ting said helping people is MCA priority
Regardless whether you are Chinese or Benggali
YBs has to represent every community
I read in today’s Star, an MCA’s news agency
Well, you can say whatever nice to pancing undi
But the rakyat will be the jury
They can’t be bought easily
They are tired of politicians’ antics and stupidity
Tired of some absurdity among the menteri
To name some like Samy, Zam and Nazri
Who talked like that they own this country
Even son-in-law that doesn’t hold post as menteri
Lagak kalah menteri, who else, menantu Badawi
He will be one of the BN candidates definitely
If Islam allows betting, I will put my money
Anyway Islam haramkan berjudi
His meteoric rise not because of his capability
But as you are aware, a “protection” from Badawi
Well Mat John, this is the 7th Mat John series
I have written many about those monkeys
Before they come and arrest me
They can concocted a number of tipu story
They will say that my writing disrupt racial harmony
My writing is threatening national security
They might even accuse me of sodomy
Then, I have to fly back to Ostrolia immediately
Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard will be happy to see me
Please make doa’ for a protection from Almighty
Keris Silau
18 December 2007
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