Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Letter to Mat John - Tree Story

Dear Mat John,

Oh man what is happening to this country
Never before ADUNs meet under the tree
Possibly it was the first in our history
Salutes to those ADUNs for the bravery
They showed to us the true democracy
Despite the intimidations by the Kuku Besi
Despite name calling from Zohid and Nazeri
In contrary those two are stupid menteri
Celaka and bodoh are Nazeri’s common vocabulary
While Zohid amassed wealth and live in luxury
As menteri agama he should be an exemplary
In fact he owned fleet of Mercedes and Ferrari
To be exact around 18 cars seen in vicinity
While many struggling to feed the family
Especially now in the struggling economy
Our Menteri Agama collect cars as his hobby

As law enforcer police must be acting in impartiality
When UMNO goons gather in illegal assembly
And they even harassed the OKU in parliament lobby
No actions taken by our IGP or our AG
They only take the Toyo for ride for show only
When Perak Speaker call for DUN assembly
With legitimate order using his authority
The police go beyond their role by blocking the entry
Even Bar Council puzzled with the authority
They even have gut to declare it illegal assembly
Are we on the brink to be Zimbabwe friendly

Pak Lah is leaving soon as Perdana Menteri
Good bye to 4th floor boys lead by Khairy
You guys can now gather in Restoran Ghani Briyani
They also serves teh tarik while surfing internet is free
Nor Jeep will occupy 4th floor with friends of Sexpole Bukhari
Scholarship will be offered if you are willing to lompat parti
And to those who confessed to be victims of Sodok Me

Well, Malaysia soon will have new Perdana Menteri
The only PM that carry a sickness call TB
Bukan tubercolosis tetapi Takut Bini
The fat lady loves kissing actors from Hindi movie
A little bit short but has potent weapon for her enemy
Dont play play with this Roh Sir Ma soon to be First Lady
You’d better run for your life if that become reality
Oh ya ladies, please keep track of your hubby
Roh Sir Ma hubby known as kidnapper lately
Three ADUNS from Perak became victims already
Two male ADUN and a lady ADUN called He

So Mat John please look for a decent house in Sydney
I might have to migrate before they nab me

Keris Silau
6 March 2009

13 comments:

Gukita said...

The Assembly under a tree is hilarious at its utmost. Cheap publicity is more like it. The melayus who choose to kow-tow to DAP, notwithstanding the ketayaps are pitiful lots..

Anonymous said...

keris silau banyak kutu
nak beli ubat sgt kedekut
hanya melayu pandai kutuk melayu
bagai musuh dlm selimut
ckp melayu ckp omputeh
buat pantun bg org tersengih
semua orang diperlekeh
sebenarnya dia yg terhegeh hegeh
org perintah negeri dia dengki
buat baik dia iri
buat jahat dia puji
lama lama melayu tak dak harga diri
asyik kena kutuk dek bangsa sendiri
lama lama keris silau habis beteri takdan nak masuk pertandingan pantun kat tv lain kali kita sambung lagi......

Anonymous said...

I'm still can't imagine why certain Malay can't visualise of a bigger picture and for your future sake. Stop fooling yourselves with the empty promises and support those power crazy and corrupted politicians if you are really sincere in helping our fellow Malaysian irregardless of race and religion. It's time for us to treat all fellow Malaysian equally and work together in building our nation.

Anonymous said...

i dont care about politics but i have to remind that one race's principle is "Menarik rambut dlm tepong rambut tidak putus tepong tidak berselerak"
I just hate " Melayu kutuk Melayu" macamna anak cucu kita nanti bila kita selitkan kebencian pada orang melayu lain??????
Just think about that!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Apa cerita melayu kutuk melayu. Kerrisilau bukan melayu, mungkin muka macam melayu, berbahasa macam melayu tapi dia bukan melayu, apalagi Islam pasal dia kutuk bangsa dan agama macam yahudi. Kutuk tanpa usul periksa, boleh baca untuk ketawa sahaja.

Keris Plastik

Anonymous said...

i think kerisilau melayu la'profesor serba tau!' you must be careful aaaa!!!

maybe juga fomer bn -bila what he want cannot get so he meradang he jadi pembangkang,all macam tu...we know juga wlaupun we rakyat biasa ja.....

sridwi

Anonymous said...

keris silao,

mana pie lama tak timbui, Kamunting jugak masuk ka, tolong bikin baguih punya puisi pasai Pee EM baru.

atan tul yahya

Anonymous said...

Saudara Keris Silau,
Don't worry about those people who kutuk you. Yang benar tetap benar, yang salah tetap salah. Truth is clear from error.

keris kayu said...

Ni satu lagi mangkuk yang tak tahu mana satu betul dan salah...blind leading the blind...Mana ada kutuk, kalau nak kutuk pun kene belajar dengan PKR dan DAP, PAS kira okay le. Benda benda menghina, kutuk ni kene belajar dari Keris le, dia yang paling mahir sekali, dan dia lah kene jawap nanti dalam kubur...dia mana takut.

Amuraria said...

PADA KERIS SILAU FUCK OFF THOSE RASUAH & CORRUPTED SHITS WHO SUPPORTS REAL SHITS TO LEAD THE SHITS IN MALAYSIA ! ONLY SHIT HEADS BELIEVE IN UMNOI/BN SHITS ! CORRUPTS BRINGS CORRUPTS & CORRUPTS SAJA BELIEVE IN CORRUPTED LEADERS ! PI LA MAMPUEH DENGAN SOKONGAN PADA PARTI PERKAUMAN SEJATI UMNOI/BN ! TAK TUMBUH X MELATA ! BILA KEBENARAN TERDEDAH PEDIH BONTOT TAK BOLEH TERIMA ! ALASAN MELAYU KUTUK MELAYU DAH TAK BOLEH PAKAI ! MELAYU KUTUK MELAYU KHIANAT & PERASUAH OK APA ? JIKA MELAYU ISLAM TAK AKAN JADI KHIANAT NAYA KAT ORANG MELAYU ,SYABAS KERIS SILAU KEEP IT UP ! BRAVO !

Kerisshit said...

Amuraria said...

PADA KERIS SILAU FUCK OFF THOSE RASUAH & CORRUPTED SHITS WHO SUPPORTS REAL SHITS TO LEAD THE SHITS IN MALAYSIA ! ONLY SHIT HEADS BELIEVE IN UMNOI/BN SHITS ! CORRUPTS BRINGS CORRUPTS & CORRUPTS SAJA BELIEVE IN CORRUPTED LEADERS ! PI LA MAMPUEH DENGAN SOKONGAN PADA PARTI PERKAUMAN SEJATI UMNOI/BN ! TAK TUMBUH X MELATA ! BILA KEBENARAN TERDEDAH PEDIH BONTOT TAK BOLEH TERIMA ! ALASAN MELAYU KUTUK MELAYU DAH TAK BOLEH PAKAI ! MELAYU KUTUK MELAYU KHIANAT & PERASUAH OK APA ? JIKA MELAYU ISLAM TAK AKAN JADI KHIANAT NAYA KAT ORANG MELAYU ,SYABAS KERIS SILAU KEEP IT UP ! BRAVO !

This is a good example when PKR lead in any place. They will teach our children to speak and yell even to our father and mother. Amuraria is an example of such a support. Bravo. This is a result of shit leading the shit and you get shit...full load of it.

Kerisshit

Keris SAD said...

and somemore talk about religion in his blog...sad sad sad. Please dont associate yourself with Islam as I can see that you are not fit to be one because you accused people without avidence and proper justice. You love to swear bad things and this is not the way. If you have the JANGGUT, potong aje lah.

Abu Samah said...

Saya sokong ape yang tuan punye blog ini tulis.

Artikel mengenai melayu harus diperbanyakan lagi penulisannya ibarat bak kata pepatah "mata pena lebih tajam daripada mata pedang".


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