Major Dissapointment

Dear Mr. Abdullah Badawi
How do you reform judiciary
When you just appointed Zaki Azmi
To be the Chief Justice of this country
He was active member of your party
Head of Disciplinary Committee
Once married in Thai town called Patanni
Second marriage solemnized by Thai Kadi
I heard that caused furore in his family
What kind of message is that Mr. Badwi?

That appointment made us look silly
It is a step backward condemned by many
We already have been laughing stock lately
Latest was the Malacca medal tally
Awarded Datukship to a hero of Hindi movie
That was really the peak of absurdity
Rosmah will love to attend the ceremony
We have seen her peaking Shah Rukh Khan pipi
I cant imagine if she becomes the First Lady

While we are seeing the tumbling of global economy
Our UMNO leaders are busy with Pilihanraya Parti
Siang malam di coffee house mengatur strategi
Do they care about managing monetary policy
They are more interested to get more undi
Some of pecacai will be rich with more money
They dont care about rising price or inflasi
They are more interested in becoming MT
Do they care about ISA detainees and their family
They dont mind if those detainees rotten and mati
So the reform must be done by us Makkal Sakthi!

Keris Silau
17 October 2008

Letter to Mat John - Perompak Ganti Pencuri

Dear Mat John,

We will have a new Perdana Menteri
Pak Lah finally disagreed with Khairy
JKKK still want him for presidency
JKKK - jean kamal khairy and kali
But he succumbed pressure from his party
They have showed the door to Badawi

Before he steps down dia masih ada hati
To reform the police and judiciary
He has failed in five years as Perdana Menteri
You think he can achieve that in 5 months only
He left this country in mess with his Islam hadari
With that we should confer him "Bapa Mertua Khairy"
Or some of you prefer Bapa Kamal dan Nori
He has other nickname such as Sleeping Beauty
In April he will be awarded Tun Lah Badawi

During Pak Lah time our economy is gloomy
But the economy will be worse with his Pengganti
Since our economy will be managed by First Lady
Yes, Rosmah must be very happy lady
She'd probably has a plan for a grandeur party
That includes all diplomats and foreign dignitary

This is exactly what has been said by our Mufti
Perompak menggantikan Pencuri
The Grand Robber replacing Kepala Pencuri
How do you expect him to be trustworthy
Scorpene and Altantuya still a mystery
His explanations are unsatisfactory
Rakyat is not convinced except his crony
Disaster is looming for this country
We hope Anwar will expedite Makkal Sakti
So that RPK and the rest can be free immediately
And save us from a ruthless leader that will ruin the country!

Keris Silau
October 10, 2008

Betul ke Raya Sebulan?

Selepas berakhirnya puasa Ramadan
Raya disambut penuh kemeriahan
Bertakbir bertahmid kepada Tuhan
Berjaya kita mengekang syaitan
Disiang hari kita berpuasa tak makan
Dimalam hari bertaraweh dan baca Quran
10 malam terakhir kita lakukan pecutan
Mencari Lalilatul Qadr itulah tujuan
Kita harap dapat puasa lagi tahun depan
Sedih juga untuk meninggalkan Ramadan

Namun lagi sedih bila Shawal menjelma
Bukan sedih kerana terpaksa bekerja
Atau tidak dapat beraya bersama keluarga
Tapi sedih sebab maksiat berleluasa
Walaupun baru habis sebulan berpuasa
Perangai macam budak habis periksa
Buku tak mau tengok nak enjoy giler
Artis-artis kita sudah meloncat terkinja-kinja
Hiburan bermula selepas sembahyang raya
TV istiharkan kita raya sebulan lamanya
Mufti mana pula keluarkan fatwa
Aidil Fitri cuma diraya cuma sehari saja
Tak ada raya kedua ketiga atau seterusnya
Aidil fitri tidak sama macam Aidil Adha

Ada yang lakukan syirik semasa raya
Menziarahi keramat atau dato koya
Menyembah keramat serta memuja-muja
Ini jelas melanggar aqidah agama
Majlis Agama diam diri tak buat apa-apa
Itu sebabnya ajaran sesat berleluasa
Sehingga ada yang mati nak tebus dosa
Apa nak jadi dengan orang kita
Senang sangat dan mudah percaya
Mengaku wali dan nabi sudah biasa

Wahai tuan-tuan dan puan-puan
Tiada hadis kata raya sebulan
Itu hadis Melayu hadis rekaan
Jangan ia dijadikan ikutan
Semoga ianya menjadi panduan


Keris Silau
8 Oktober 2008

SELAMAT HARI RAYA, EID MUBARAK!

Tulisan Keris Silau yang terdahulu tetapi masih relevan:

Selamat Hari Raya Kelas Pertama

Tahniah kepada anda semua
Tahniah kerana menghabiskan puasa
Tahniah kerana tahan lapar dan dahaga
Tahniah kerana mengerti perasaan mereka yang menderita

Tahniah kerana menundukkan nafsu dan menguatkan jiwa
Tahniah kerana banyak bersabar sepanjang puasa
Tahniah kerana memberi makan orang yang berpuasa
Tahniah kerana bersedeqah kepada faqir yang merana

Tahniah kerana tidak mengumpat atau mengata
Tahniah kerana jaga mulut dan mata
Tahniah kerana tidak bohong dan berdusta
Tahniah kerana solat jemaah di masjid bersama

Tahniah kerana tidak terlepas solat subuh di masjidsepanjang bulan puasa
Tahniah kerana malaikat-malaikat menurunkan sayapnya
Tahniah kerana taraweh dengan sempurna
Tahniah kerana tidak tinggal witir satu rakaat atau tiga

Tahniah kerana qiyamulail di malam buta
Tahniah ketemu lailatul qadar penghapus dosa
Tahniah kerana doa anda diterima Allah taala
Tahniah kerana mengerjakan umrah di bulan puasa

Tahniah kerana tadarrus al Quran petunjuk bagi manusia
Tahniah memahami ayat-ayat dan makna-makna
Tahniah kerana sudah mencapai matlamat menjadi orangyang bertaqwa
Tahniah kerana tamat Universiti Ramadan dengan IjazahKelas Pertama !

Keris Silau
26 Ramadhan 1427H